UwU (Story by Gay Jesus)

Finished on the 13th of January, 2019 (except the Ducc and Suga part), see the original document here: UwU

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Chapter 1
My life changed today.

You see, I’m a furry and in love with a Tanya, a fat Sylveon. My friends never really understood this crush of mine. They always said I was crazy.

“She’s a fucking pokemon you fat furry.” “Wtf is wrong with you.” “Haha nibber.” “UwU.” They said to me when I told them about my love for her. Well enough about that. I’ll tell you about how my life changed. 

I was about to open my Tanya folder when I got an email. It was just some spam but it seemed interesting… 

‘Hi there Thunder UwU.’ It read.

I was surprised they knew my name since it didn’t say it on my account. I read more. 

‘Since you’re like a furry or something we decided to like make Tanya real uwu.’

“Um.” I thought. 

‘We decided to mail her to you uwu’

“Wait what.” 

I got out of my chair and rushed outside, just as the mailman came, he gave me a package and I signed some stuff. Holy crap the thing was heavy, this must be the real deal. 

I opened the package. And saw her, the most beautiful thing in the world, Tanya.

“Tanya!” I said out loud. “I can’t believe it’s really you!”

“Thunder I love you!” she said.

I was so happy.

Chapter 2
Tanya and I decided to go on a date.

We were holding hands as we were walking downtown where the restaurant was. We were giggling and kissing, while the people were creeped out by the fact there’s a fucking fat Sylveon holding some 13 year old’s hand. 

A guy glared at us for a second. “Did you see that, Tanya?” I asked her.

“Huh?” suddenly the guy came closer, pulled out a gun and….

BAM!

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Tanya was gone.

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The guy that shot him was no other than Apox, also known as Furry Hunter.

What the fuck was he doing here, uwu.

“This is over now, Thunder.” he said. As he walked away.

I was in shock, holding my dear Tanya’s hand. But she was still dead,

I cried.

 

And I stopped being a furry.

Chapter 3
I was in my bed crying. It was very unepic. Like why the frigg did apox kill my friggin tanya like what to heck.

There was a knock on the door. “Oh.” Said thunder and he went to open the door.

And owo omg uwu it was Slonce.'''

And then he raped me. UwU

Chapter 4
Apox went home uwu. And then while has outside Robo the reverse pedo jumped and raped him.

He cried.'''

Ducc then dabbed. But then Suga raped him.'''